Steven Wright

One of my favorite comedians is Steven Wright. He gets the most "laughs per word" of anyone I know. Here are some examples:

He's in a minimum security prison now; he's on a whiffle-ball and chain.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories .